I can remember the time my sister sheared off her tongue with a popsicle.
We lived in Illinois, in the cottage on the Fox River. Renee would lend us all money (she was the family banker) and we would all buy popsicles.
One day she tried to take a lick of hers and her tongue was stuck fast. That popsicle was so frozen that even when we ran water over it, it would not come unglued from her tongue.
Eventually she just pulled that sucker right off. And there we saw part of her tongue hanging from the side of the cherry popsicle.
Serves her right for charging us 50% interest.